Short Twitter Jokes
Tweet Jokes on Twitter
Hilarious Fun in 140 Characters

Twitter jokes when you tweet. These are just the right size for Twitter, 140 characters or less. They also make perfect short SMS jokes to text with SMS Short Message Service. Tweet and text these funny short jokes on Twitter and SMS. These small jokes pack a big punch.

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Funny Picture !! At least he made curfew...

My wish for you ... May you always have love to share, health to spare and friends that care !!

Funny Picture !! Oscar learned how to share the hard way...

#TWITTER JOKE. How does the man on the moon get his hair cut? Answer: Eclipse it !!

#TWITTER JOKE. You may be from the country if ... You've ever had a lengthy telephone conversation with a stranger who dialed a wrong number.

#TWITTER JOKE. A Blonde went alligator hunting to get a pair of alligator shoes for free. When she caught a gator, she said, Heck, this one's barefoot, too

#TWITTER JOKE. In my home town there are 4 seasons, almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

#TWITTER JOKE A man says to a dentist, Can you help me? I think I'm a moth. Dentist: You need a psychiatrist. Man: I know, but your light was on.

#TWITTER JOKE. I ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage pick up?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

#TWITTER JOKE. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Trivia Tweet ... What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pony when her Dad was President? Answer: Macaroni !!

#TWITTER JOKE You might be a Redneck if ... You think that "He needed killin" is a valid defense for murder.

Trivia Tweet !! What were Green Stamps? Stores gave them free with a purchase.You put them in a book and redeemed them for merchandise.

#TWITTER JOKE. Tom hired a BLONDE to paint his porch. When she finished, she asked for her money. She said, By the way, it's not a Porch, it's a LEXUS !

Trivia Tweet !! What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show? Princess Summerfallwinterspring

#TWITTER JOKE Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

#TWITTER JOKE I asked my HMO, How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want? They said, Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents.

#TWITTER JOKE The restaurant served my eggs Benedict on a big shiny hubcap. They said ... Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise !!

Strange But True ...The 1946 Studebaker car was designed so you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going !!

#TWITTER JOKE I asked my HMO, What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine? They said, You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.

Happy Birthday LEO - The Boss, July 23 - Aug 22. Leos like to be in charge. Helpful, social, outgoing, generous, sensitive and creative.

#TWITTER JOKE The Employment Application asked who should be notified in case of an emergency. I wrote, "A Good Doctor!"

#TWITTER JOKE Having a cell phone in your pocket or purse is such a status symbol. I can't afford a cell phone. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

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