Short Twitter Jokes
Tweet Jokes on Twitter
Hilarious Fun in 140 Characters

Twitter jokes when you tweet. These are just the right size for Twitter, 140 characters or less. They also make perfect short SMS jokes to text with SMS Short Message Service. Tweet and text these funny short jokes on Twitter and SMS. These small jokes pack a big punch.

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#TWITTER JOKE Old Genealogists never die. They just loose their census !!

I went to the MacGyver School of Engineering !!

Funny Picture !! Look Mom I'm dusting your floors !!

#TWITTER JOKE .. The Complete Book of Golf, Chapter 1. How to properly line up Your Fourth Putt

#TWITTER JOKE She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong !!

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck !!

An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis.

#TWITTER JOKE Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

Funny Picture !! Have you hugged your porcupine today?

Grandpa said, I feel just like a newborn baby. I asked, Really? How so? He said, Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

#TWITTER JOKE When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ...

Funny Picture !! Can I get a little privacy please?

#TWITTER JOKE .. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

#TWITTER JOKE Top Country & Western Song of the Week is .. If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now

I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

Funny Picture !! Bend it like Beckham? Beckham can't touch this ..

#TWITTER JOKE .. I clean out public lavatories. Is there a promotion involved? Oh yeah, yeah. After five years they give me a brush.

#TWITTER JOKE The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us !!

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