Short Twitter Jokes
Tweet Jokes on Twitter
Hilarious Fun in 140 Characters

Twitter jokes when you tweet. These are just the right size for Twitter, 140 characters or less. They also make perfect short SMS jokes to text with SMS Short Message Service. Tweet and text these funny short jokes on Twitter and SMS. These small jokes pack a big punch.

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TWITTER JOKE Wife is reading a book, "What Women Want". Husband grabs book. Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Making sure they spelt my name right.

#TWITTER JOKE .. Police academy instructor: What would you do to break up a hostile crowd? Cadet: Announce that I am taking up a collection.

#TWITTER JOKE .. Grandpa and Lulu went fishing. Grandpa asked, Are you having any luck? Lulu replied, No! I don't think my worm is really trying.

Marriage counselor kissed the wife and told the husband, Your wife needs more of that. Husband said, I can have her here on Tuesdays & Thurs

#TWITTER JOKE. Pacers, Pistons and fans had a nasty brawl. This was the first sporting event in history where the nosebleed seats were down in front.

#TWITTER JOKE. Al: Your husband fell into a vat of beer. Wife: Did he go quickly? Al: Well, no. He got out at least three times to go to the bathroom

#TWITTER JOKE. Sign in a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

#TWITTER JOKE. Sign on a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

#TWITTER JOKE. It Pays to Advertise. Sign outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." ~ Follow me on Twitter, thanks.

#TWITTER JOKE. .. Joe: Oh gosh, I almost ran over a man from Miami! Wife: How do you know he was from Miami? Joe: He kept screaming "Sunny beaches!"

#TWITTER JOKE .. Dad: Johnny, why can't you be good? Johnny: I'll be good for a quarter. Dad: Why son, when I was YOUR age, I was good for nothing!

#TWITTER JOKE In 7 years I spotted no camels. 7 years & no camels. I've been camel spotting for 7 years. Before that of course I was a yeti spotter.

#TWITTER JOKE .. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. ~ Follow me on Twitter, thanks !!

Best Bumper Sticker: Honk if you love peace and quiet.

#TWITTER JOKE .. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Funny Picture !! Cubicle golf fills the spare time from 9 til 5 ...

#TWITTER JOKE. The Complete Book of Golf Chapter 9. How to Find That Ball That Everyone Saw Go in the Water

#TWITTER JOKE .. Always drink upstream from the herd.

Funny Picture !! You do love cats, don't you?

#TWITTER JOKE. The Complete Book of Golf Chapter 5 Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

#TWITTER JOKE .. Playing video games all afternoon and all night made it hard for me to get up and go to work in the morning, so i quit my job.

#TWITTER JOKE The Complete Book of Golf, Chapter 3, How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker..

Weird but True .. The Montana Census described a settler "Scalped and left for dead by Indians. Hale and hearty now, but hates Indians."

I left the bar early cause I was making all the other women look bad !!

Funny Picture !! Back to School.

#TWITTER JOKE .. The Complete Book of Golf, Chapter 2. How To Hit a Nike from the Rough, When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

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