Short Funny Jokes... I Love Funny Jokes
Blondes, Fishing, Cops and Babies

The highway patrolman saw a blonde
speeding down the highway and knitting at the same time.
He turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER."
" NO," yelled the blonde. "IT'S A SCARF."

I had trouble with my computer.
The help desk said it was an ID ten T error.
"What's that?" I asked.
Write it down... I D 1 0 T

A blonde named her dogs Rolex and Timex. I asked her why......
"HELLLOOOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!

Doc delivered the new baby at home,
and used Jake's fishing scales to weight it.
The baby weighed in at a whopping 32 lb. 10 oz.

* Jokie * You might be a Redneck...
if you've ever made love in a satellite dish !!

She was Soooo Blonde... She studied for a blood test.

I planted some bird seed.
A bird came up.
Now I don`t know what to feed it.

A fairy offered a married man one wish.
" I want a wife 30 years younger than me."
She waved the wand, and the husband became 92 years old.

A blonde named her dogs Rolex and Timex.
I asked her why......
"HELLLOOOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!

Who knew? Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.    

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