Short Funny Jokes #9 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Terrorists, Teamwork and Troublemakers

My golf partner had a heart attack and died on the course.
The rest of the day, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry!

Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat.
He fought off his rescuers and drowned.
We had him cremated.
He burned for a day and a half.

#Joke...Teamwork ...
means never having to take all the blame yourself.

My Husband died. I spent $5,000 on the funeral
and $45,000 on the memorial stone.
How big was the memorial stone?
Four and a half carats.

Funny.....Here's why women live longer than men.

WOW !! How you can break into the music business !!

It's allergy season, can you tell? This advice helped relieve my allergies.

I loved this one: "If your house has wheels but your car doesn't, you might be a redneck." Jeff Foxworthy

Question: What ship will never sink?
Answer: Friendship

You might be a Redneck if...
your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

#joke......I asked my guy. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"'Better get a bikini," he replied.
"You'd never get it all in one."

#news...New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group...
Weren't they big enough?!

#Joke....Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

I was depressed last night. So I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.
I said I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

   

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