Short Funny Jokes #8 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Blonde Boy, Redneck, and Blonde Girl Mix It Up

Funny Sign At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee,
"Invite us to your next blowout."

*JOKIE* The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

You might be a teacher
if you want to slap the next person who says,
"Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off."

You might be a Redneck if...
You honeymooned in the pop-up camper in your parents' backyard !!

You might be a Redneck if........
You think rug burns are a sexually transmitted disease.

#Funny You might be a Redneck if...
You had to chase the cats away from the house
on your wedding night.

#Joke ~ What's the difference
between our football team and a dollar bill?
You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

A cop stops a blonde for speeding and asks to see her license.
She says, "Yesterday you cops took away my license
and today you want to see it?!!"

* JOKE * She was Sooo Blonde... She studied for a blood test.

* JOKIE * I saw this sign on a plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

I asked my husband if he wanted to renew our wedding vows.
He got so excited.
He thought they had expired.

You might be a Redneck if...
Your wife sleeps on the couch every time you eat at Taco Bell !!

You might be a Redneck if.....
You gave your dog a turn on the vibrating bed.

You might be a Redneck if...
You've ever used a duck whistle to call your husband.

You might be a Redneck if...
You've ever slow danced in a Waffle House.

Blonde Boy told me to meet him
at the corner of 'WALK ' and 'DON'T WALK..'

Blonde Boy took the ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

At the bottom of the job application where it says "Sign Here", Blonde Boy wrote "Sagittarius."

She was Sooo Blonde..... She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She was Sooo Blonde..... She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She was Sooo Blonde..... She thought a quarterback was a refund.

   

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