Short Funny Jokes #7 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Blonde Boy, Redneck, True or False, Funny Signs

Didja know?
The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity,
they are never talking about themselves.

Out and About..... Sign on the office door of a Plastic Surgeon.....
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

* Jokie * A consultant is
someone who takesthe watch off your wrist
and tells you the time.

True or False? *Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
They were 7th cousins...... True !!

Out and About ~~~ Sign on an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

You might be a Redneck if...
Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag another deer.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.

Question: What does our football team
have in common with possums?
Answer: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How come we choose from just two people to run for President
and 50 for Miss America?

*It's Curious*   Babies are born without kneecaps.
They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

*JOKIE* My luck is so bad that
if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

*JOKIE* When people see a cat's litter box,
they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?'
Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

* JOKIE * Here's a sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

You might be a Redneck if...
You've ever lost a wedding ring in a poker game !!

It might be Redneck love if........
You met your wife on The Jerry Springer Show.

She was Soooo Blonde... She tripped over a cordless phone. ;-)

She Was Sooo Blonde... She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

Blonde Boy asks, "What's wrong with my car?
The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
Blonde Boy asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

It Was a Long Time Ago. Do you remember
Blackjack chewing gum?
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water?
Candy cigarettes?

*Joke* Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Natrive Americans think alligator teeth are more valuable than pearls.
After all, anyone can open an oyster.

You may be a Redneck if you've ever made your own hairpiece.

   

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