Short Funny Jokes #6 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Football, Tools, Husbands, Teachers and Blonde Boy

* Joke * You might be a teacher if you've ever said,
"I have college debt for this?"

What is another word for thesaurus?

Around town ~ Sign at an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

If at first you don't succeed, shred all the evidence....

* JOKE * She was Sooo Blonde...
She sold the car for gas money.

* Jokie * I want to die like my grandfather.
He died peacefully in his sleep,
not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

* Jokie * You're from a small town if.....
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn,
or in the middle of a dirt road.

I don't approve of political jokes ...
I've seen too many of them get elected.

* JOKIE * You might be a Redneck if.....
You met your wife through the personal ads in Bowhunter magazine.

* JOKIE * You KNow Your Health Plan Is On The Cheap
when you have to use a pedal-powered dialysis machine.

* JOKIE * You know your football team is bad
when the Las Vegas odds against your team
involve the sign for infinity.

'We've got to pause and ask ourselves,
'How much clean air do we need?'"
.... Lee Iacocca said that.

* JOKIE * A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

* Jokie * Sometimes I think war is
God's way of teaching us geography.

True or False?
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green
Yes, it's true !!

John McCain, Tina Fey, Cindy McCain, Barack Obama,
George Bush and Sarah Palin walked into a bar...
But wait, you've probably heard that one !!

* Jokie * A statistician is someone who is good with numbers,
but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

Blonde Boy just asked,
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

* Curious * The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Ahaa, you started blinking again, didn't ya?

   

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