Short Funny Jokes #4 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Job Jokes, Redneck Jokes and, of course, Blonde Jokes

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK
#1 "I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman
But I Woke Up With a Few"

#Joke Gender Issues... EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because,
over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

#Jokie.....Ham and Eggs....
A day's work for the chicken.
A lifetime commitment for the pig.

Joke.... The man who wrote The Hokey Pokey died.
They tried to get him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the trouble started.

Jokie.... Things you don't want to hear during surgery....
" Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

Joke.... You might be a Redneck
If your `huntin dawg' cost more than
the truck you drive him around in.

You may be a Redneck
if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

One blonde asked another blonde,
'Which is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde said "Hellooo, can you see Florida ?"

#Joke When the help wanted ad says "Opportunity of a lifetime",
it means you will not find a lower salary for so much work.

#Joke Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Here's an email from my inbox. Would you fall for this?
The Ericsson Company is distributing free computer lap-tops.
To qualify all you need to do is send this email to 8 other people.

May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize
And may your Christmas dinner
Stay off of your thighs!

Daffy Definition..... Deja Moo
The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Joke * What is God's first name?
It's Andy. I learned it from the song,
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am his own.

* Joke * How many seconds are there in a year?
Blonde Boy said, "It's gotta be 12 seconds in a year - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd."

The Blonde said, "I want to be the first person on the sun."
"Won't you burn up?" I asked.
She said, "I'm not stupid. I'm going at night."

My theology, briefly, is that the universe
was dictated but not signed.
Christopher Morley said that.

Teamwork ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Worry is like a rocking chair.
It gives you something to do
but it doesn't get you anywhere.    

Funny pictures  Boss of Me

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