Short Funny Jokes #3 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Teacher, Kids, Music and Job Jokes

When you work here, you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred"

#Joke To catch rabbits,
hide behind a bush and do carrot calls.

#Joke Helen Waite is now in charge of all rush orders.
If you are in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite.

Jokie You might be a Redneck if...
the big tourist attraction is
the beer can collection in the town museum.

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK...
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

Joke Gender Issues. TRAINS... Trains are definitely male,
because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Nostalgia...The Good Old Days of Blackjack chewing gum
and coffee shops with a jukebox on each table.

You might be a Redneck if...
You had to chase the cats away from the house
on your wedding night.

The world is the conductor of acoustical resonance.
Inventor Nikola Tesla said that.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Notice on Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Joke Some Teachers would like to check
a box on the report card
that says, "Shallow Gene Pool."

What My Kids Taught Me...
If you hook a dog leash to a ceiling fan,
the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 lb. boy
wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

Joke Driving down the highway I ran into another car.
A DWARF got out of the car and said, "I am not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you?"
That's when the fight started.

There is not now and never will be a computer language
in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.

The word "genius: isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback said it.    

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