Short Funny Jokes #2 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Cooking, Jobs and Teachers Jokes

*JOKIE* Reading a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

I pretend to work and they pretend to pay me

*JOKIE* There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.

* JOKIE * A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

Didja know? When you sneeze,
all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

* JOKIE * Sign on an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

Teacher: "A fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer."
Student: "No wonder so many of us flunk our exams."

You might be a Redneck if.....
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You might be a Redneck if....
Two of your weddings made America's Funniest Home Videos

She was Sooo Blonde...
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK ' and 'DON'T WALK..'

Here's a thought.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef !!

You're a great football fan if.........
Your children are named Ditka, Heisman and O.J.

Blonde Boy thought Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company..

YOU might be a teacher if you believe
the school playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.

My wife is such a bad cook.
If we leave dental floss in the kitchen,
the roaches hang themselves.    

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