Short Funny Jokes #10 ... I Love Funny Jokes
Bodies, Bathrooms and Bumpkins

#Joke Mike said, "I got a six-pack of beer for my girlfriend.......
Good trade.

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. ... Winston Churchill said that.

#Science The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of ??? )

#Jokie Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? .....
And did you just try singing the two songs out loud?

Weird, wacky, wonderful uses for Twitter >>

#Joke A Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery today.
Search and rescue workers recovered 826 bodies so far as digging continues tonight.

#joke The patient said, "I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used in surgery.
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.
"OOPS."

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG THIS WEEK...
I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

JOKE I was late for work today. But I had some good excuses.
One of my multiple personalities is a late sleeper.

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.....
Greek playwright Euripedes said that, 485-406 B.C.

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
...The attorney Clarence Darrow said that.

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
Decca Recording Co. said that when they rejected the Beatles in 1962

#funny My sweetheart said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started.

#funny There's a pizza place nearby that sells only slices.
In the back of the shop you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

25 things about me: 1. I get bored real easily 2....

#Joke My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

#Joke You might be a Redneck if...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

#Joke THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK...
She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

#Joke You might be a Redneck if...
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

#Joke To catch rabbits, hide behind a bush and do carrot calls.

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK...
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

The world is the conductor of acoustical resonance... Nikola Tesla said that

#Joke When you work here, you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

   

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