Short Funny Jokes... I Love Funny Jokes
Funny Signs, Teachers, Lawyers and Blondes

You might be a Redneck if.....
You missed your 8th grade graduation
because you were on jury duty.

In the seafood restaurant at Sea World,
I was halfway through my fish burger and I realized, OMG....
I could be eating a slow learner.

Sign hanging In a Podiatrist's office: ........
"Time wounds all heels."

You might be a Redneck if...
you've ever fixed your false teeth with a glue gun.

She Was Soooo Blonde......
She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,'
which she thought meant 'This Goes In Front.'

She Was Soooo Blonde......
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening...

100 little bugs in the code,
100 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
Repeat til BUGS=0

DIDJA KNOW?
Apples are more efficient than caffeine
at waking you up in the morning.

* JOKIE * A rose was named for Lulu.
But she was not pleased to read the catalog description,
"No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

** JOKIE ** If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.

** JOKIE ** You know you've got a bad lawyer if...
The sign in front of the law office reads
"Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM

** JOKIE ** You might have a BAD Lawyer if...
During your initial consultation she tries to sell you Amway.

*** HOKIE JOKIE !! ** I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.

JOKIE You might be a teacher if you can tell it's a full moon
or rainy, snowy, hailing....anything!!!
without ever looking outside

** JOKIE ** Sign in a CHINESE Pet Store:
"Buy one dog, get one flea."    

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