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On the Internet nobody knows if you're Irish.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light.
Happy St. Paddy's Day !!

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The milk of human folly.
In India, feeding milk to the rodents. !!

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Does anyone remember where we left the bike? !!




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All right. I'm ready for my closeup !!

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I try not to limit my madness to March !!

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Animated Gif of a Dog Smoking in the Back Yard.
Rover tried to give up smoking, but he just can't stop !!




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I will never love anyone but you !!

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Lord, bless my online friends. Amen !!

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Molly, the laughing frog !!




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I want to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day
but unless this card is going to finally get you naked,
I have to admit my heart's not really in it !!

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19.2 pounds. The world's largest baby !!
The 19.2 pound baby is shown next to a normal-sized baby at the hospital.
Wanna see the picture of the world's largest stretch marks? !!

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I'm going to the moon. Be right back !!




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I love you more than yesterday Less than tomorrow Be my Valentine !!

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Did you use up all the moisturizing,
volumizing, detangling hair conditioner ? !!

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Abbott and Costello in the Arctic !!




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Never let them see you sweat !!

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You are the wind beneath my wings !!

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Put me in, coach. I'm ready to play !!




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Dare to live your dreams !!

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Too cocky in the cockpit !!

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Oh no, not again !!




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You really don't want to know what that smell is !!

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Firefighter carved in snow and ice.
We will never forget !!

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Gonna Be a Bear
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping
and wake to cute, cuddly, partially grown cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, going to be a bear !!

Plus, you'll get lots of bear hugs !!




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May you always have love to share
Health to spare
And friends that care.
Happy New Year !!

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Positive Thought for Today
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
Everyone is ignoring you,
And people are jealous of you,
You should really ask yourself
Am I TOO Sexy ? !! !!

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1911 was so cold,
Niagra Falls froze over.
People walked across Niagra Falls when it turned to ice. !!


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I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
Their old familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

I thought how, as the day had come,
The belfries of all Christendom
Had rolled along the unbroken song
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

And in despair I bowed my head:
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead, nor doth he sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail,
With peace on earth, good will to men."

Till, ringing singing, on its way,
The world revolved from night to day,
A voice, a chime, a chant sublime,
Of peace on earth, good will to men!

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow wrote the lyrics to this carol on Christmas day in 1863, listening to the bells while nursing his son back to health from injuries sustained in the Civil War.

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Deck the halls with penguins dancing.
Fa la la la la, la la, la la !!

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Did anyone water the tree?
I did. I did. I did.
The Christmas tree is turning yellow !!


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It is the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck !!

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You've been sort of naughty
Hey, I'm OK with that !!

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Your Christmas surprise is a lion in a box !!


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A Redneck Christmas !!

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Did someone here ask for a horse for Christmas ?!!

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Cat cubicles are where all the work gets done !!


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Psst, what did you get Him?

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Things Not To Say To Your Boyfriend
Will you hold my purse?
Can't we just be friends?
I'm pregnant... just kidding!
My last boyfriend was a little bigger.
I betcha I can fart louder than you can!
You'll meet my dad ... as soon as he's paroled.
Do you think these cold sores could be something serious?
I've been thinking a lot about entering the convent.
I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
Why can't you be more sensitive?
I betcha I've been with more guys than you have girls.
Stop hanging out with your friends and spend MORE time with me!
My ex-boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery.
What's more important to you, me... or the Super Bowl?
It's not stalking if you really, really, really love someone.
Would you mind if I saw other people?
"Easy" is just a nickname I picked up in school.
You need to get a cell phone so I can call you ALL the time!
I've already picked out names for our children.
Could you just run into the store and grab me a box of pads? !!

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My wife Elyse is cheating on me !!


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Well, conditions at work are frightful,
And the boss is not delightful...
And someday we'll all be let go.
This job blows! This job blows! This job blows!
Harvey's bitter, drunken version of "Let It Snow"
brought down the house at what turned out to be
his last office Christmas party !!

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First rub my tummy. Then I'll help you pull that sled !!

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I'm not lost. I'm right here. You come find me, OK ?!!


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